Wednesday, March 25, 2015

With All Due Respect to Introverts

From malandarras.com - graphic about the foolishness of being extroverted

Those of you who have met me in real life, know me.  I have a good handshake and a warm smile that shows the gap between my front teeth and a little more of my big nose (five times broken) than you probably want to see.   I'm an over-sharer.  Want my opinion? I'll give it to you, in detail.  Don't want it?  That's fine too.  Let's talk about something else.  But I want to learn from you and about you, so we're going to talk.

From Tumblr 
I can also be very reflective.  I enjoy listening and learning.  Information is my drug.  Well, caffeine...but...information.  Right.  Information.  I love learning about other people.  I want to hear about their mistakes and their scars and their calculated and accidental successes.  I really enjoy thinking about those things, and processing them.  We're far more connected - all of us - than many people believe.

For all of this to matter in personal life or in business, you and I need to be able to have substantive two-way conversations that are as meaningful as introverts want, in timeframes as brief as extroverts want.  That's a tough bridge to cross.  I think the gap between the two extremes as widened recently under the tireless, web-based (and mostly anonymous) anti-extrovert tome of  "You don't understand introverts - and you're not allowed to understand us, so go away."

Don't think I "don't know" introverts.  I've been married to one for almost 15 years.  I'm a biologist (nearly 70% of biologists are introverts) and I work with engineers on a daily basis (over 80% of engineers are introverts).  Both of my parents and both of my brothers (as well as my in-laws and brother in-law) are all introverts - some of them are chattier than others, but all prefer to have time on their own, on their terms.

With all due respect to introverts, I don't care that working in an office with people, in and of itself, makes you exhausted.   Know yourself well enough to know that your skills are minimized and your challenges are maximized in a highly socialized work environment.  And take charge of it.  Don't change on anyone's account.  But change how (and probably where) you work to make sure you are valued as close to what you're worth as possible.  Go be happy.  And don't take a job where you'll be asked to be someone who you aren't.  That's not fair to introverts - seriously.

Pretty sure this has not been
scientifically verified.
With all due respect to introverts, you don't get sole ownership of ideas like "You see things.  You keep quiet about them.  And you understand."  Which I read recently online in a glorious ode to the uber-wisdom inherent to mega-introversion.   As a relatively successful extrovert scientist with three degrees,  I believe that I (like most extroverts) am able to assimilate the kinds of facts, relationships, and trends, that introverts also assimilate.  How I choose to gather those facts and figure them out is quite certainly not an indictment of my intelligence or ability to "understand the world."  And it means that you haven't quite figured out extroverts.  Which leads me to....

With all due respect to introverts, the constant meme of "you can't possibly understand us!" is incredibly ridiculous.  The internet, with its anonymous commenting, false bravado, and ability to quickly "leave" (or delete) awkward conversations with no social consequence, has led to a brave new world of introvert valuation, which is fine, except themes have started to emerge that increasingly display the thought that introversion = exceptionalism.    Since many fields (not mine) are dominated by extroverts, and I can see where in many facets of life, extroverts have traditionally run roughshod over introverts, and so some real awareness of that continued behavior (and its negative impact) is a really good thing for us extroverts.

But with all due respect to introverts, to what extent have introverts attempted to understand where extroverts (many times their boss) might be coming from?  I've seen little to no web space devoted to introverts' attempts to gain greater understanding of extroverts.  And why would you, when you can fall back on hilarious extrovert stereotypes like "Talky Talky" and "Mr. Overshare" and "The Mayor." Websites like this one brag about how introverts can be home working late on their next projects, while extroverts are out drinking and throwing money around.  THOSE FOOLS!  Here's a graphic from that website:

Source:  malandarras.com

Allow me to further clarify the above artist's intent:


As you can see, increased focus continues on extolling the traits of introversion as exceptional, with an increasing vilification of extroversion as banal and mundane, if not drunk and wasteful.  I've known people all of my life who have never asked a question about anyone else, simply insisting that everyone should work harder to understand them. Because they're so special.  A bunch of introverted, special snowflakes.  So unique, all of you.  As unique as all the talky-talkys and over-sharers that you disdain so openly (anonymously, online of course).

In the end, and with all due respect, dear introverts, we all need to do a better job of understanding each other, and making sure that ourselves and each other find the best work environments and personal relationships for who we are - to ensure that people aren't having to pretend to be something or someone they are not.

To all of you quieter people who have been told at some point during your life that if your opinion isn't heard, it doesn't matter, I'm sorry for that - it's not true.  But you will have to figure out a way to get your opinion heard - if you want it to be heard - beyond the dark halls of reddit and tumblr, which may involve going outside of your comfort zone.   With much of what we individually achieve in American society being far more results-based (and statistically / financially demonstrable) than it ever was in past generations, many prior advantages to extroverts have been whittled away or eliminated.  

However, that being said, socializing is important.  Important decisions will be made with or without you on the golf course, in the baseball luxury box, and at fancy charity auctions.  Maybe you shouldn't go - but by all means, send someone in your place.

Extroverts have been well advised to not underestimate introverts, their talents, and their potential.  In coming years, introverts will be well advised to not forget that many extrovert stereotypes they'd wish to be true won't be true often enough to save a business deal, close a loan against a hostile party, or negotiate a tough contract.  To assume that extroverts are dullards, aren't internally reflective, or aren't strategic enough to plan a few steps ahead are all the makings of a job-destroying or relationship-wrecking maneuver.








Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Headed North, Steadfast

The hundreds of thousands of Canada Geese who spend the winter on Maryland's shorelines (and golf courses, and corn fields) are headed north.  Reports came last week that big flocks were acting "nervous," and then on Monday morning, I took this picture from my front steps - high flyers headed north to northern Quebec to find nesting habitat near the Arctic Circle.

Hunters call them "high flyers" not only because of their altitude, but because of their intent and intensity.  High flyers aren't going to circle around and check out your decoys, or the habitat you built.  High flyers know where they are going - and they know they aren't there yet.

For the last two days, I've watched strings of birds much larger than the one in this picture get up off of the fields they've been loafing in since November, and push into blustery north winds.   Off to Quebec, against the wind.

But what's important to remember is that those birds have no idea what kind of conditions await them in northern Quebec.  Some years, the birds arrive en masse, only to find the nesting grounds (and food sources) covered in three feet of snow.    The geese literally stand around, starving, slowly being picked off by predators.   And if they nest late and their eggs or goslings are eaten - as happens sometimes - there will not be enough time to mate, lay, and raise another clutch of eggs.  The nesting year suddenly ends.

Why? Well, goose eggs gestate for a month.  Goslings (in the Atlantic Population) take about 70 days to fledge feathers, and only six weeks later, it may be time to head south for winter once again. In some years, even a one week delay in nesting results in significantly poor reproduction.

From the goose perspective, it is a daunting task and a daring risk.  Every year, their bodies tell them it is time to leave the Chesapeake Bay, and they do not wait.   Without hesitation for what lies 1,400 miles to the north, they move, steadfast in their quest and unapologetic for what disasters or problems they may stumble into with their mates.  It's not necessarily quixotic - about one in four goslings will make their first flight south for the winter.  And in the next March, as they peck for waste corn in a remote eastern shore field, they will get up with their flock and fly north again.


Monday, March 9, 2015

Seven Signs of the End of Virginia's Hound Hunting Culture

This is not a hit piece on the "evils" of hound hunting, or on the "glory" of its culture and tradition.   Hunting with hounds is a confounding but occasionally inspiring method of chase, with roots that go back centuries if not millenia.   But houndsmen are under attack in the few remaining states where the practice is legal, and in Virginia, this attack has become a persistent onslaught with no end in sight - an unintended consequence of the state's ridiculous "Right to Retrieve" law (RTR).  

RTR is Virginia Code 18.2-136. Right of certain hunters to go on lands of another; carrying firearms or bows and arrows prohibited.  Fox hunters and coon hunters, when the chase begins on other lands, may follow their dogs on prohibited lands, and hunters of all other game, when the chase begins on other lands, may go upon prohibited lands to retrieve their dogs, falcons, hawks, or owls.....

Houndsmen will tell you that RTR allows them the ability to retrieve wayward dogs from private property without having to contact the landowner for permission to enter.   That's true, and it's fairly important in areas where the landowner may own 100,000 acres, and who may not even be in the United States during hunting season (heck, the landowner might not even be an American).   But RTR has a few unintended consequences that are really the focus of the current backlash - one that looks to be sustained well into the future, in a way that threatens the heritage of Virginia hounds.

First, RTR allows great flexibility to release hounds on parcels that are too small to reasonably (ethically) hunt with hounds - where the hounds will inevitably stray onto (and need to be collected from) parcels where the houndsman is not allowed to hunt.  In fact, deer on adjacent "no hound" parcels are inevitably disturbed and run out of their beds (intentionally or not) by the wandering hounds.  Some of those deer will be shot by houndsmen.  Others will be shot by still hunters.   Opponents of hound hunting and RTR point to this "oops, my dog's on your property!" as a very intentional outcome of RTR, but I don't believe that's the case.

Second, RTR creates significant doubt as to intended or unintended lawlessness when a law enforcement officer follows up on a landowner complaint.   Was the houndsman unarmed (legal)? Was his gun in the truck loaded (illegal)?  Did the houndsman drive his truck down a farm lane without permission (illegal but not enforced), or into a timber road or field (illegal)?  Was the hound chasing deer across posted land, before the deer was shot (illegal) or simply chasing a deer that had been shot on another property (legal)?  This leads to very few hound hunting cases moving from investigation, to citation, to court, to conviction.   I'm a little more willing to believe that this secondary outcome is, shall we say, "less unintentional" by the advocates of RTR.

All this talk of RTR is vexing and has caused conflict and confusion since the law was passed in 1950, and updated in 1988 and 1991.  Yet, hound hunting still exists and so does RTR.   In 2015, Virginia HB 2345 was introduced to repeal the RTR statute; it failed in committee.   Some of the issues that became public in this recent debate, however, point to a long term danger to houndsmen in the Commonwealth.   Here's my summary of why this is the beginning of the end.

1) Poor recruitment of new hunters into hound hunting.  Many will be quick to say that hunting recruitment is on the upswing, and that's true.   However, a close look at the statistics underpinning that fact reveals something problematic for houndsmen:  the categories of hunter recruitment on the rise are:  women, suburban hunters, college graduates, urban hunters, and people of color.   The largest increase in hunting tactics among these groups:  bow hunting and crossbow hunting.

Why is this an issue?  First, hound hunting is a very rural endeavor.  Houndsmen speak loudly of their disdain for bowhunters and the like from urban and suburban counties even within Virginia.   Second, hound hunting, like waterfowl hunting and other niches, has a huge start up and maintenance cost in hunting acreage (lease or purchase) and hounds.   Urban bow hunters need a bow, nice arrows and broadheads, and to sit still in a city park.  In our challenging economy, that's pretty attractive.   Of the groups I mentioned, many aren't likely to be enthralled by the "Old Boys" environment of hound hunting clubs, though I can't say I universally object to it myself. Overall, the chances of a hunter leaving the hound hunting (due to age, etc) being replaced by a new hound hunter is extremely low.

2)  In all 50 states, the average land parcel size is decreasing rapidly.  Nowhere in this country are single landowners aggregating land faster than other landowners are subdividing and developing land.  The number of people in the USA is increasing, and Virginia happens to be one of the hotspots where that's occurring most rapidly.   One obvious driver is the fact that the Baby Boomer generation, not as wealthy in retirement as their parents, is having to cash in on real estate to help fund a relaxing retirement period.   Hound hunting parcels that used to be 15,000 acres under single ownership are now split between 30 owners of 500 acre parcels.  More typically and realistically, 300 acre parcels are being subdivided into 10 acre parcels.  Statistically, the new owners are 1) not family, 2) not local, and 3) not hunters of any stripe - let alone houndsmen.  Running hounds legally and ethically in Virginia is getting harder and harder every year.  There are so many landowners to try to keep track of, compared to 30 or even 15 years ago.

3) New land markets.   Here's the thing.  If you own rural land - land in a place where land is not a huge commodity - your market for buyers generally won't be locals (as I mentioned above).  If I grew up hunting on 500 acres, why would I buy an 8 acre roadside lot in the same town, at any price above minimum?  However, the "Come Heres" are coming.  Recent retirees - the last American generation with well-funded, sustainable pensions - are moving from Richmond, Washington DC, and beyond, and carry with them some expectations of what land costs (for instance, a $200,000 one-acre lot).  Now that many of them want to retire in rural areas, they simply want to pay "less."   In remote states like North Dakota, this has had huge impacts on ranching, as land prices rose from roughly $250/acre in 1999, to over $2,500/acre in 2008 (before the Recession).  Again, these prices seem like bargains to urban exiles, but are prohibitive to most locals.   The result is a solid profit to the folks who are selling land.  The secondary result is a punishing blow to hound hunting.

4) New rural landowners.  Pursuant to #3 above, the folks moving into the smaller pieces of land aren't likely to be hunters.  In fact, less than 20% of them will be hunters.  Many of those will be bowhunters, waterfowl hunters, or upland game bird aficionados.   Many of them have been politically active for decades, visiting their elected officials, volunteering for conservation groups, etc.   When these hunters have their first hunt interrupted by wayward hounds, they will get engaged - and they have - to the surprise of the Virginia houndsmen.

For the 80%+ of new rural landowners who do not hunt....boy....watch out.  These are the folks who call the game wardens on all hunters, every day, even though we're all legal.  These are the folks who will bait wildlife in an effort to draw game animals away from your hunting ground.  These are folks who have the time and intellect to understand that they can kill hunting in an entire county by convincing their County Council that a "firearms safety ordinance" needs to be enacted, limiting what hours during which guns can be fired in that county.  It's happened before.  

These are people who have spent their lives living close to other people, and now want to be away from other people.  They do not want hunters in their yards, talking on cell phones, waiting for dogs to come out of the woods. This scenario - which is bearing itself out right now - is where the honorable RTR legislation of decades past starts to look like a tool of selfish, sloppy hunters in 2015.  This is a huge weak spot for houndsmen in Virginia, yet the most unified response to it that I've heard has been "To hell with the Come Here's, this used to be my Pappy's land!"   Right.  But your Pappy sold it to some anti-hunters from Fairfax County,  and then he moved to Boca to retire.   If houndsmen really want to save the sport in Virginia, this is the demographic with whom they need to break bread.  So far....a total failure.

5) Non-hunting outdoorsfolk.   Here's another outcome of RTR that should have been common sense "future think" when RTR was enacted, that should have been obviously in the cards by the 1980s, and that should have been seen as a real threat to houndsmen (thanks to RTR) by the 1990s.  But yet, nothing but dismissal of these other user groups.   In the Mid-Atlantic, Horse Councils, birding clubs, and other groups have amassed pretty respectable followings and political clout, sometimes to my specific aggravation as a hunter.

While they generally contribute precious few funds to protecting or restoring natural resources (another specific aggravation), they feel that they are sincere, and they demand to be taken seriously.  This is part of that "80% of new landowners are non-hunters" deal.  In addition to the 20% of new rural landowners who are hunters who won't be fans of hound hunting, there's another 20-30% of those new rural landowners who are in this other group.   Many have found a recent fanaticism over "banning" hound hunting (groan), which is further stoked by the fact that a fair number of them are true anti-hunters.   I recall a Horse Council leader at a recent government hearing I attended, who stated, "I oppose this bill, but as all of you know, I oppose all bills that expand hunting in any way."

6.  Awkward Politics. Some houndsmen successfully worked for years to keep still hunters out of the woods on Sundays.  The group (and others) defended the Sunday hunting ban to legislators as a good thing - a way to make sure hunters go to church on Sundays (isn't that the role of state law?).  However, strong attempts to repeal the Sunday Hunting ban in 2012 and 2013 found some hound hunting lobbyists saddled up with PETA, HSUS, the Horse Council and other anti-hunter groups in advocating that Sunday hunting should be banned to help look after the interests of the anti-hunters who are afraid of guns. Of course I'm paraphrasing.   These hound lobbyists stated that it was  Sunday hunting - not Right to Retrieve - that was the greatest single threat to houndsmen, since Sunday hunting would aggrevate non-hunters (their theory).

In 2013, Sunday hunting was legalized anyway.  This inglorious alliance of houndsmen and anti-hunters turned out to be foolhardy in 2014, when the anti-hunters turned viciously on the houndsmen and forced a permanent moratorium on fox preserves, and a 40-year sunset on all existing fox preserves.   In the wake of that crushing loss, it's clear that the anti-hunters know and understand the power, positioning, and tactics of the houndsmens' lobbyists.    I don't think a rosy future lies ahead on this front, and as a hunter, I do not write that with any glee or satisfaction.   Needless to say, the houndsmens' alliance with anti-hunters on the Sunday hunting issue will go down as one of the dumbest and ill-conceived political maneuvers in hunting policy history. 


7.  Unwillingness to Change.   Numerous online discussions keep occurring between houndsmen and still hunters/landowners in Virginia, and whenever a possible repeal of RTR is brought up, the houndsmen universally ask, "What are landowners going to give up as a concession?"  to which the landowners respond, "You've been hunting my land for free for 30 years.  No concession."   Again, houndsmen are at a distinct disadvantage here, as landowners increasingly are non-locals who aren't part of, and don't care about, local politics......until they do.  Until they run for office on a platform of "Property rights."  

The End.  A solid number of houndsmen are fearful for the future of their sport, but they seem paralyzed, unable to informally police other houndsmen - in many cases, close friends of theirs - who are breaking laws or annoying neighbors.  Unable to propose a compromise in the RTR language that would ease feelings on both sides.   And suddenly, houndsmen are becoming a minority, however powerful, in their own communities.  Recruitment of youth hunters in rural areas has been declining for almost 20 years.   The Virginia countryside is changing - quickly.  Can houndsmen change as fast?

I predict a dire future, but not complete end, of hound hunting in Virginia by 2025.   Most counties will have banned the practice as a nuisance against landowners.   Several will not have banned it, however, significant safeguards and practices will be mandated, including labeling dogs, requiring houndsmen to contact adjacent landowners before each hunting season, laws providing a minimum size of property to release hounds upon, and laws against roadside hunting except on private roads.  I think those things can be part of a successful hound culture in 2025. But I'm not sure the houndsmen agree.







Friday, February 27, 2015

Hunting Late Season Lawn Geese in Maryland

With duck season finished, and only a few days left in goose season, I felt like I needed another good hunt.  Though there was some ice on the river, the true cold hadn't yet arrived.   My buddy Joe, a fellow habitat restoration nerd, was reviewing bids for a wetland construction project, and so we used the morning sun (and a sky free of geese) to roll out construction plans and examine some contractor proposals.

The spot was interesting enough - a protected farm with a burned out historic mansion on top of the hill, looking down upon what used to be acres of tobacco and the riverfront.  Since that house was abandoned, and others erected nearby by the family, much has changed in Maryland.  The state offered a tobacco farming buyout, which roughly 90% of farmers accepted.  The local soil conservation districts now frown upon growing crops all the way to the river's edge, as it's a significant route by which water becomes polluted.    And while the farm is protected (by easement) from subdivision and development, eventually someone will buy it, demolish the abandoned mansion, and build something on the same footprint, as they're allowed to do.    But on this day, we were simply hunting geese.





With a moderate sized decoy spread in front of us, we waited patiently, until shadows flew over us.  The birds banked, hovered overhead, and decided to put down outside of the decoys, about 50 yards away.   Joe and I both shot, downing two birds, a third sailing just offshore (to be retrieved later).  The two birds on the lawn had fallen dead as stones, despite the wingshots we took on them at 50 yards (and 10 yards off the ground, fading away from us).  

Our friend John joined us shortly after, but Joe and I both suffered from mental messaging that "we should be at work."  A little after 12pm, we packed up and headed in with the three geese we had taken on the lawn.

It's been a strange winter and a strange hunting season, but I'm glad it ended the way it did.