Monday, November 26, 2007

No! No! Never! Never!

Went to see the doctor today (not a checkup) and in addition to all the other pleasant news he had to offer, he insisted that I cut my caffeine servings from my current average (about 6 to 8 a day) down to about 1/2 to 1 serving a day. HERESY! I mean, seriously, does THIS look harmful?OK, maybe it does look a little ominous. So this week is detox week (already got my first decaf coffee on the way home from the doctors office), and next week is "Battery of Tests Week." All the invasiveness, forced nudity, and prescription drug intoxication of (I guess) frat pledge week, but no hot co-eds. Oh well.

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