|Largely disaffected over the quality of the ice-cold organic raspberry lemonade he is drinking|
out of a holographic Spiderman cup. While I run around and clean dead rats out of rat traps.
|Barely interested in the fact that 30 year old men will comply|
with requests like, "Now you have to put on a Batman mask!"
|Photograph taken a few seconds before this mustache was declared to be "too hairy."|
|Spent 40 minutes at the playground with his "girlfriend" C in this exact pose,|
no idea what they were talking about, but it appeared to be serious.
Afterwards, they played sprint-tag FOR AN HOUR.
|This pushup is too melty.|
|Enjoying "Home Alone 2" but with no remorse over the fact that Mom and Dad can't watch|
the TV for the entirety of this 4-hour showing (commercials).
|Demanded to go outside to "draw a picture of rocks."|
|Only slightly less than bonkers even when presented with bedtime reading like "THE STORY OF DARTH VADER."|
When I was a kid, we had to read crap like "Amelia Bedelia."